First Timer

Okay so I think I'm just starting to get the idea of this blogging thing...so really it's not supposed to be something thoroughly thought out but just random thoughts in your mind...right? At any account, I figured I'd write something. Just about everyone has notes on their pages and yet I'm supposed to be the writer in my little group..hmmm?!?! You know this is the first time I've had just about a week to hang out and first let me say I have enjoyed each and every moment. Second I have not spent this much time online since the internet was first discovered. I'm learning there is so much stuff on the internet. I almost feel like I just found Narnia. Today I realized I officially broke in mom & daddy's new couch because I think I've only moved from this one spot to eat, use the bathroom and occasionally walk through the house talking. I've developed the habit of waking up, grabbing my laptop and immediately searching the web for anything and everything for HOURS. I will no longer laugh at the crack heads on Intervention because I'm beginning to understand how it sucks you in and you can't stop. What am I going to do when I have to go back to work on Monday? Perhaps I should start slowly winging myself off now so I won't be going through massive withdraw when I realize I can no longer sit on the couch with my eyes overwhelmingly glued to my laptop screen all day...Ohmigosh, I need an intervention don't I? Damn Facebook and Vimeo! Who are these pushers that just sit around thinking of clever things to put online and suck poor, unsuspecting working people like me in? This is their way of converting people from corporate America isn't it? I get it- I go to work on Monday and realize I can't search the web anymore then I start to feel like I'm behind because I don't know what's going on online then I start to break out in sweats and panic attacks before leaving my office to seek out a WiFi spot to rejoin the online community. Who are these people? They should be watched...I need to get the Blackberry Storm immediately just so I can keep my eye on them throughout the day and while I sit at my desk and underneath the table at meetings...I mean you never know when they're going to strike! The way I see it, I'd just be doing the world a favor. You never know how many other poor smucks they're pulling into their web with their technology. I know one day I'll be thanked for my big brothering!